May 182012
 

After a rough first few weeks, the Red Sox bullpen has really stabilized. Look at some of these numbers:

Matt “Fat” Albers- 16.1 IP, 1.65 ERA, 4 BB, 8 K

Scott “50 year old man” Atchison- 24 IP, 1.13 ERA, 4 BB, 18 K

Franklyn “Heart Attack Inducing” Morales- 13 IP, 4.15 ERA, 5 BB, 8 K

Vicente “Toad” Padilla- 16 IP, 5.63 ERA, 4 BB, 16 K

Alfredo “How did I end up the closer again?” Aceves- 17 IP, 5.29 ERA, 8 BB, 20 K, 8 SVs

Rich “Insanely Fast Recovery Time” Hill- 8 IP, 1.13 ERA, 5 BB, 7 K

Andrew “6th pick in the country” Miller- 6.1 IP, 0.00 ERA, 1 BB, 8 K

 

The 2 guys that look bad on this list are Padilla and Aceves. Padilla really only had two straight up horrible innings, the first against the Rangers where he gave up 2 and one against the Yankees when he gave up 5. Since then, he’s given up just 2 runs in 8.2 innings. Aceves was terrible out of the gate, botching two games against the Tigers in the first series of the year. Since then, he had one complete disaster against the Yankees (the same one as Padilla) in which he gave up 5 runs without getting a single out (as well as walking 4 in the process). Other than that, he hasn’t blown a game. In fact, in 13 innings since that game, he too has only given up 2 runs. He’s been as solid as one could expect as a closer. Maybe what doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger. I mean, other than like an amputation or a lobotomy or something.

Morales has been a weird case because his stats are kind of bland. His problem has been his inconsistency. Watching him reminds me of watching Tim Wakefield pitch because you really never have any idea what’s going to happen. Sometimes he dominates, sometimes he works through control problems, sometimes he hits a dude with the bases loaded. He never seems to be the same guy but when he’s on, he’s lights out.

The rest of the pen has been downright nasty. None more-so than Scott Atchison. Who would have thought the guy would be such a workhorse? He didn’t even get a guarenteed contract going into the season but once he made the team, he hit the ground running. He’s leading all AL relievers in innings pitched and his 1.13 ERA is pretty amazing for a middle aged looking guy who wasn’t even supposed to make the team. Albers has also been impressive, though this may be less of a surprise considering his performance the first 4 months of last season. As long as he isn’t overused again, he should be able to keep up numbers comparable to this for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, the two lefty specialists have been just as good. Andrew Miller has yet to give up a run and has only walked one guy. Considering that his control has always been his biggest bugaboo, this can probably be considered and achievement even though he’s only pitched about 6 innings. Rich Hill, who somehow recovered from Tommy John surgery in roughly 9 months, has been nearly as good albeit with less control.

Theory: Rich Hill is actually Wolverine from X-Men.

The pen has somehow gone from a weakness to a strength in a very short time. Indirectly, this makes the decision to move Daniel Bard into the rotation look a little better. He’s no longer absolutely needed and with Aaron Cook getting hurt and the rest of the starters struggling at times, the decision to put him in the rotation really hasn’t been as much of a disaster as many expected out of the gate. His numbers have been average but he’s probably better than someone like Padilla or Ross Ohlendorf would have been.

 

Side note: Completely off topic, but if you want to follow me on twitter for whatever reason, here it is… Yep…

https://twitter.com/#!/Oil_Can_Ed

 

 

May 182012
 

IPhone is predicting perfect temps for the weekend! And guess what? It’s here. So let’s nighttime it baby!

Oh Friday! What shall we do? We love a fresh tap, chill with a good looking crowd and get kissed with intoxication.  How about Muff-a-ling over to the Harpoon Fest? It kicks off tonight. I’m ready to ‘POON’ it out! Muff are you?

The local annual Southie brewery shindig serves up Summer Beer, UFO White and the brew master’s newest year-round suds! Harpoon Summer is always a likes this! Local musicians Will Dailey & the Rivals will be spinning it with a few plus bands as the night supplies us a tipsy time.

You can take a tour, get poured and certainly will get spent. All from a 20 spot which includes the brew house, a souvenir plastic cup and one free beer.  The Fest gets crowded fast, long lines for kegs and bathrooms but these are just a few quirks. With a water view, short skirts, sexy arms and singles ready to mingle. Those weigh out the con’s. Its consistently a drunk time.

After leaving this house party it’s like leaving a day of drinking on the beach. Everything is a little fuzzy! Remember to take off your POON fest band before entering one of the many Seaport after parties. Any one feeling Lucky?

 

May 182012
 

Oh Hey Guys, this week looks like its going to be amazing weather wise…so you might as well go out and get hammered.

Congrats to any new Grads (including my brother) , good job stupid, now you have to go get a  job.

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  • Friday 5/18

Red Sox visit old friend Jonathan Papelbon and the Phillies to start Interleague play at 7

Celtics take on the 76ers

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  • Saturday 5/19

Red Sox decide wear to put David Ortiz again against the DH-less National League Phillies (7:15pm)

  • Sunday 5/20

Red Sox vs Phillies 1:35pm start

  • Monday 5/21

Celtics take on the 76ers.

Red Sox travel to Baltimore to start a 3 game series.  If you’ve never done it, do yourself a favor and head down to Baltimore for a Red Sox game.  The tickets are cheap as hell, Camden Yards will make you want to tear down Fenway, and there are even some parts of Baltimore where you probably won’t get murdered.

  • Tuesday 5/22

Sox play Baltimore 7pm…if you go down for the game, make sure to grab a couple of beers at Pickles Pub outside of the stadium.  I went there once with a couple of friends, ordered a round and the guy said “12 Bucks”…I said: “oh I’m sorry I wanted 6 Bud Lights”…He said: “I heard you…I said 12 Bucks…you fucking Sox fans…”

  • Wednesday 5/23

*Day Drinking*  Red Sox @ Baltimore 12:35pm start time

Celtics v 76ers (if nec.)

Big Willy Style

  • Thursday 5/24

Sit at home and kill hookers…Grand Theft Auto V comes out today…so get all excited to play it…for half an hour, then regret wasting $60 of your drinking money, on frivolous purchases.

@LettersFromPat

 

 Posted by at 12:41 pm
May 172012
 
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Donna Summer is dead, that is not so good.  But BostonDrunks keeps on living! Almost time for your boy Muff to start pimping this website and its readers out to bars, hey why not, you all like to get drunk and I like drinking for free.  Look for some big things this summer here at BostonDrunks! Stay sexy all!

 Posted by at 6:03 pm
May 162012
 
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This guy works for McDonalds right?  Why the hell would he put in the plug for the Golden Arches at the end of his rant.  Yea Starbucks loves gay marriage, have you ever had a strawberries and creme frappichino? ( this is how you can tell I am a straight dude, because I can’t spell frappachino) I love the fact that running water in the sewer is other people dumping gay coffee in the streets of Denver. So what do you think this guy got, like a free value meal or a few McDoubles, if so I have coffee and sewers in Boston for free food.

 Posted by at 9:36 pm
May 152012
 
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Do you know they only thing better than bacon? More fucking bacon!  I love bacon but cooking it is a bitch, I burn the shit out of myself and my kitchen is a fucking mess after I am done.  The microwaveable bacon is not as good as the burn your dick, cook in a pan bacon, but I really should wear pants while cooking breakfast.

 Posted by at 11:02 pm