Holy shit this woman has some demons. Yeah we get, you don’t care for Chinatown, way to ruin my tour. And holy fuck does she say fuck a lot. And, the fuck you doing applauding her, passengers? Like you understand where she’s coming from? You’re on a tour so you obviously don’t know the area. You’re basically just applauding racism at this juncture.
I dunno why. I think it’s because city life can be so harrowing sometimes. And we all just want to break free and run run RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN back to the wild.
I don’t know about you, but I hope this formally enslaved carriage horse gets away. I hope he makes it to the forest where he can meet a nice lady horse and they can settle down on a nice ranch in the midwest.
Years from now when their foals have grown and it’s just the two of them once again, maybe they’ll look at one another, nothing but love in the both of their brimming eyes and they’ll remember the day when he got free of his hansom cab.
They’ll laugh, they’ll cry, they’ll become intimate; and they’ll look back and bask over a life well lived.
Because it’s 1997 and renting VHS spoof pornos is still a thing. Actually, Niagara Falls still has about 15 porn rental shops… hmm?
Anyway, I’m a big fan of animation and pornography and I think it might be worth it for the gags alone.
He asks her what kind of burgers they should sell and she says hot dogs! You can’t make that kind of thing up. And that random zombie, what’s up with that dude, what’s he going to do about the entire situation?
I’m kinda in the mood for burgers too. Well I’m going to go out, and at the very least I’m going to come home with some burgers.
Yesterday it was a Tupac garden gnome, today it is this dope ass t-shirt! Pure lava right here. I don’t just want one in a fat man size, I need one in a fat man size.
These have to come in like 5x, I mean if you eat all the shit they sell at Family Dollar, 5x is easily obtainable. I see you Swiss Rolls!
Peyton is set to destroy Brett Favre’s passing TD record. This Sunday he took the first step by surpassing the gentleman who just wouldn’t retire. And everybody gave him his due. Even this Seattle news station who somehow confused him with former SuperSonics point guard, Gary Payton.
Now, it was a Seattle news program, so that’s kind of forgivable, right? Absolutely not! Payton left the Sonics over a decade ago, retired from the sport a few years later… and, oh yeah, SEATTLE HASN’T HAD AN NBA TEAM SINCE 2008!!!
What are you holding onto this stock photo for? Did you really think that Gary Payton news would come up before Peyton Manning news? I mean if you would have accidentally shown a photo of Walter Payton I could understand that, at least it would have been the same sport!