So the first ever Chili Cook Off is happening at Church on Saturday 1/28/12.  From 1:00-4:00 some of the best chefs from places like Tasty Burger, Thornton’s Grill, Citizen’s Public House and Oyster Bar, Jerry Remy’s, Church Restaurant & Nightclub, Sweet Caroline’s, Sweet Cheeks, and Fenway Park will be making some of beantown’s best chili.  Tickets are only $8.00

The address for Church is 69 Kilmarnock Street and if you have never been there before it is a great venue with some of the best drinks in the city, try some of their signature drinks, they will knock your socks off.

 
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Yea we could have played a Lil John video here but all he does is show up and say a few words in other people’s videos, so instead we get Dave Chapelle playing Lil Jon, sad when the guy playing you is better than anything you have done yourself.  Well Happy Birthday Lil Jon, I can’t believe you 41 years old today.

 

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Yep and the winner for the worst pole dance of all time is right here in front of your eyes for your viewing pleasure.  Looks like someone had a little too much sake, a few sake bombs too many and your on your face. Same reason we won World War II, true story.

Wait we have another entry, maybe this one wins:

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Damn, don’t they have like anything else to do in India?  Like I saw a kid climbing through potty shit in Slumdog, but this is fucking worse?  Like what the fuck are you thinking if you’re the train driver, like you just killed some fucker and now you go home with that on your hands.  They should give the train drivers shotguns so they can shoot people off the tracks that way they don’t have to live with the fact that they killed someone.

 

 
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One of the best side effects of being fucking hammered off your ass is the ability to judge a situation.  This video is proof number one, like the guy has a gun and drunk guy don’t give a fuck.  This is the same why I get knocked out while standing outside of bars when fights break out, I always try to break them up and then I become part of the scrap.  Drinking means lower reasoning skills, this is also why I bang fat chicks.

 
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Nice grab bro!  Maybe the Sox can use you at short now that they traded Marco.  Someone needs to get this kid to at least Pawtucket ASAP.  Then again if he is this good at grasping balls, send him into the gay bar and make 100 dudes happy in under 30 seconds.

 

 
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Did that guy take a shortcut or did he just want a desk job?

 

WTF???

 
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Yep, running into another bike.  This is why I drive a car.  I know your gonna give me some shit about the wind in your face and freedom, fuck that, this is why I drive with the window down sometimes.  Cars > Bikes nuff’ said.

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