The Celtics’ unwillingness to allow a competing team to talk to Rivers suggests they expect him to honor the extension he signed on May 11, 2011, which made him among the highest-paid coaches in professional sports and one of the top two in the NBA along with the Spurs’ Gregg Popovich.
Make no mistake about it, the only reason Ainge refused the Nets is because the Celtics haven’t made any moves yet. If Boston decides Pierce isn’t worth $15 million and Garnett leaves, Doc is the next one out the door. It’s only fair. He can put on a happy face and talk about how all in he is for the rebuilding process, but nobody wants to go through that, and Ainge knows it. Rivers has been loyal, he’s been through lean years in Boston and because of that Ainge shouldn’t hold Doc hostage;the empire is crumbling around him and it’s not going to be put back together in the three years he has left on his contract. So even though this is on every sports site, it’s nothing news right now. Wait till July,after tough decisions have been made. If the Celts look a lot different then they do now and a team comes calling, set Doc free. If he comes back then he’s all in or the other team didn’t offer him enough, in which case he’ll be miserable and after months of distrust and heresy through the media, he’ll end up taking your job.
Who knew that when you watch this video, you would learn a term like Gold Star Lesbian. I guess I always figured that a Gold Star Lesbian would be a chick who is just way to hot and eats pussy like a fucking champion. Like she eats pussy so good that if she was in third grade and they had a pop quiz on eating box, this chick would get a 100% and all the extra credit questions correct, thus earning a gold star. Also, I just never knew that watching lesbians watching girls eating pussy would be so educational. So I guess this means that chicks across America are not shoving shoes in their twats?
What the fuck is this Korean guy on and how do I get some! Guy is just cracking up over a fucking bowl of Top Ramen. He is kind of like Korea’s answer to Paul Bearer, but instead of leading the Undertaker, he is just leading in Diabetes.
You might remember a few months ago when this kid made a YouTube video asking Kate Upton to go to the prom with him. The video went viral then got Kate Upton’s attention and then we all slapped ourselves in the nuts wondering why stuff like that doesn’t work for us. Hopes seemed high for this kid to take the Sports Illustrated cover girl to the prom. Time went by and all Upton had to say was she would “check her schedule” ….don’t worry kid we’ve heard that one before too. Long story short Kate Upton bailed on this kid, but this story has a happy ending as he is replacing this….
After hearing the news that Kate Upton was bailing on this kid Nina Agdal swooped in to offer her services. “I picked out my dress and now I’m ready for prom,” was Agdal’s statement about the situation. She better be ready for a lot more than prom. There’s going to be a whole lot of kids saying things along the lines of “Woops I didn’t mean to slip on the dancefloor and find my face firmly planted in your breasts it was an accident I swear!!!” Get ready Nina it’s gonna be a long night.
Now I don’t know about you guys but I’ve never had a hot chick dump me only for an arguably hotter chick to come in and save the day. Let this be a lesson to all of us that it might be time start trying to pick up chicks via YouTube.
ABC – Actress Amanda Bynes was arrested in Midtown, Manhattan Thursday night. Police responded to an apartment on West 47th Street after they got a call from the doorman about someone smoking marijuana in the lobby. Apparently when police arrived, she wasn’t in the lobby anymore. So, the police say they went to her apartment with the doorman and knock on the door. Police say Bynes let them inside, but that there was a bong in plain sight. She apparently realized officers could see it and then allegedly threw the bong out the window, which was on the 36th floor. She was arrested for reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence, and criminal possession of marijuana.
I feel like I messed up so much in my life, for years I have been doing this website and talking about how fucked up the life of Tara Reid is and how because she is falling and your boy Muff is rising, I would fuck her in the ass someday. Looks like I picked the wrong chick! Amanda Bynes is the bitch who is hitting rock bottom. I feel like I would just run into her one drunken night at Rudy’s in NYC and just taker her home and jizz on her face. Maybe your boy Muff is too good for this chick now. Fucking throwing bongs out a window, who does that? Bynes baby, Bynes!
Sara Jean Underwood is a hot chick who did Playboy, everyone saw here naked and then she got a gig on a shitty show on G4 Network. G4 Network went under and now Sara Jean Underwood is now a hot chick with nothing else to do. So now she just dresses up as a Star Wars slut and bends over for photos so geeks everywhere can sport wood. Well played Sara, well played.
Jennifer Aniston is a hot chick, you have always wanted to bang her since she was on Friends and because she fucked Lumberg. She is in a new movie called We’re The Milers, she plays a stripper who is hired to pose as a wife so a guy can smuggle drugs from Mexico. Yea seems like a move we will all be watching on Netflix in a few weeks. But at least then you can beat off to Jennifer Aniston sweet ass in the privacy of your own home.