The St. Louis TSA confiscated a toy gun from a woman’s sock monkey, which as you can see from the picture was about the size of three quarters. So what’s the most disturbing part of the story. Is it that the TSA thinks a two inch plastic pistol could be dangerous? Is it that a middle aged woman collects sock monkeys and carries them along on airplane rides? No, it goes much deeper than that. Look at the monkey closely. Do you really think this would have happened if it had been a WHITE sock monkey? What I’m trying to say is, the St. Louis TSA is guilty of unfair racial profiling!
Nikki’s birthday cake was revealed to be a naked partial woman’s torso. Ok? Why would a woman want an erotic woman cake? I mean, even if she is gay or bisexual are the breasts of another woman what women actual go nuts over? I figure it would be a slightly different part of the softer sex’s anatomy.
Pope Frank is Time’s person of the year even though the bloke has only been the pontiff for three trimesters. And Frank sees it as a big F-You to the former pope, who is still alive. Benedict was pope for over eight years, and he wasn’t person of the year once. In fact, one year he was beaten out by ‘You’ who won the honor in 2006. So let’s just say that Frankie is running around the Vatican doing a bit of a victory lap, and if it happens to ruin Benedict’s serenity, so be it!
As person of the year Frank joins such historical figures as: Adolf Hitler, Ayatollah Khomeini, King Faisal of Saudi Arabia and Joseph Stalin.
‘Yings, Wings and Things’ is having a rough couple of months. Shortly after somebody was shot in the parking lot after a bar brawl, Ying’s owner is now in jail. An employee accused him of nearly strangling him to death after an internal argument.
This is very sad news, not for the owner; he’s an asshole. But it’s sad for me. Because I don’t think I’ll be going to Ying’s in the near future, even though they have the best Chinese food in the area and the portions are ridiculously large.
It’s that time again, when Nick Saban plays with fan’s heartstrings and lies about where he’ll be spending the next number of years. My advice: don’t get caught up in the rumor mill. Because Saban will be Saban, and do what he does every time. He’ll lie to people’s faces about where he’s going and wind up basically doing the opposite of what he assures everybody. The man’s consistent if not anything else. (Also, there’s not a chance in hell that he will be staying in Alabama, sorry Crimson)
And why do they win? Not because they have any decent skaters, but because Ryan Miller stands on his goddamned head, night after night. 35 saves on 36 shots, if the Sabres offense had any life at all, we wouldn’t be as horrible a team as we are. But whatever, we know we’re bad, at least I can watch this game on the replay and pretend we’re good for a few hours.
You think this guy is against the legalization of marijuana? If you had any question in your mind, watch the video and see him cry like he just lost his favorite toy.
Also, I love that Spicoli from ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ and Cheech and Chong are his most current references of marijuana users!
Sorry, Parker Brothers, or whoever you are. I already have Pub Trivia at home. It’s called, questions I currently don’t know the answers to. The only thing that makes pub trivia great is the pub, without it, you got nothing. I have drinks at home and I’m perfectly capable of entertaining my friends.
Both of his big hits had a crazy twist ending.
1. Wild Thing: Turns out the woman was a hooker!
2. Funky Cold Medina: Turns out the woman was a man!
Therefore Ton never had a third hit. He couldn’t think of another thing the woman could turn out to be.
Shawn Merriman basically pulled the old, “what’s that? Sorry guys, going through a tunnel, gotta go” trick during a live interview. Half expected him to crumple up a piece of newspaper next to his mic for fake static, but can you blame the guy? How many times do they want him to answer if it sucked watching his house burn to ashes?
I’m not sure whose reaction I love more. Bomani’s “Did you just shit yourself” eyebrow crinkle or Dan Le Batard’s ” I forgot youporn videos start right away and the volume was on” look of shock and confusion.
Call me sick in the head, call me a dirty perv, but yes, I find Courtney Stodden interesting. Not just because she just broke up with her old as man. Not just because she has giant fake tits. Not just because her mouth looks like it should be singing that give me back my Filet O Fish song by McDonalds. I just could watch her doing anything. Much like these photos of her just sunbathing topless. Like I know that all of these pictures are staged and faker than her milk wagons. But I can’t stop looking at all of them. Click through for more of this train wreck of a woman that I love oh so much.