Nothing like Your Co-Worker Buying Dildos Online While At Work

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So if you’re at work and your co-worker is buying dildos and vibrators online she is game for a little sexual harassment. Either she is a freak in the sheets or a bitch who never gets any and just rocks toys harder than Santa’s elf.

Soon To Be WWE Hall Of Fame Wrestler Luke From The Bushwackers Went To A Strip Club Just Cause

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I guess when you’re former WWE wrestler Luke from the epic tag team the Bushwackers, celebrating your Hall Of Fame announcement while bathing in strippers seems like the right thing to do. WHoooooo I just picture him walking around the strip club doing the arm pumping thing the whole time. Whoooooa! Cousin Butch!

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Work Sucks So Instead Watch This SFW Video Of Porn Stars Riding A Mechanical Bull

I have always found chicks riding the bull to be the most overrated sexy thing a woman can do. Don’t get me wrong. I went to Buffalo Bills in Key West numerous times over the winter for sexy bull riding but that is because they give free booze to girls from 9:00 to 11:00 and the bull riding sucked. Drunk chicks however are right in my wheelhouse. Fucking cock blocking bull would get in my way or easy poon.Fuck you bull.

The Best Fake Harvard Rejection Letter You Will Ever See

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Normally I would go on a rant about how high school and college kids think that being original or wacky shows creative thinking skills and that people want people who think outside the box, but fuck that. Molly is straight bringing the heat to get into Harvard. A mixtape and an autographed copy of Grownups 2, get this person straight to Cambridge. Too bad this shit is faker than strip club tits. Then again, could get a person into Brown or Emerson College.

Here Is The Worst Fight Video You Will See Tonight

Just guys swinging and missing, yet somehow, the white trash woman ends up dead on the ground. Thank god this was filmed by a black guy because they provide the best commentary. In fact, i think all sports and events would be better if drunk black dudes did commentary. WORLDSTAR!!!!!!!

Lady Gaga’s Sideboob Looks Decent

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I have never found Lady Gaga to be hot. I think of her as an annoying piece of shit that would complain about how much cream cheese she got on her Finagle A Bagel while looking at mine, Her songs suck, and her body does not make my dick move. Then I saw this sideboob shot and though, well, her tit looks soft and cupable. Then I remember she sucks. i would motor boat her if she stayed silent and we both wore blindfolds.

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