Why The Fuck Am I Still In Boston This Winter???


So if you have been reading the old Bostondrunks site over the last few years. You know that your boy Muff spends his winters down in Key West. This year however, it seems that winter has snuck up on me and now it’s fucking January and my sexy fat ass is still in Boston. How the fuck did this happen??

I should be hanging out on Duval with Cigar Ricky and Vacation Vinny, we should be dancing with drunk chicks at the naked bar, I should be eating Cuban sandwiches and Cuban women.

Instead I am about to get on a bus to take me to the Red Line. Yea, I fucked up this winter! This is what happens when you lose all your money to a Canadian can’t miss oil stock.

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