This Damn McDonald’s App Is Gonna Make Me 500 Pounds Of Pure Sexy

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Fucking McDonald’s and their app. Seriously, how much free food can you give me? I know one Big Mac is not enough, so you give me buy one get one free coupons via your magical app. Your a sick clown though cause they expire weekly, so I have to go at least 3 or 4 times a week. Do you want me to be 500 pounds? Do you want me to get nervous looks from people who have an empty seat next to them on a plane? Will I ever ride a roller coaster again?

Nope, and it all because you had to make our app so fucking awesome.

And you make me buy 2 items now in your McPick 2! Some one back up the diabetes truck and hoist me inside. Woo woo woo!


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