That is right I fucking said it, The beaches on Cape Cod suck. Now I know that this is the reason why people go to Cape Cod but every time I go there they suck ass. The fucking seaweed is everywhere, when I get out of the water it looks like I shit all over myself. While I am in the water I have to look out for fucking Jaws. The last thing you want is to have part of your body ripped off by a god damn great white.
You would think that just laying on the sand would be nice, but what is with all of the fucking rocks? Is this the beach or New England Sand and Gravel? Hey fat lady shut your legs, I can never eat a roast beef sandwich ever again.