She Smokes

If I have said it once, I have said it a thousands times. If she smokes, she fucks.  I first learned this little gem way back when I was just a little fat kid in high school.  All the chicks that were sluts would be outside smoking cigarettes in the parking lot because they all had issues and wanted to stick in to society and damn the man and all that bullshit.  When I got to college, there was no easier way to meet chicks than standing outside of classrooms or dorms smoking away.

No I am older and the best way to go straight to pleasure town with a chick at a bar is by standing outside the bar.  I don’t even smoke but the chicks that do are always ready to party.  You meet a chick outside, some small chat about how much this bar sucks and your off to her place to make bad decisions. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

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