#5- Walking The Freedom Trail

Finding chicks walking on the Freedom Trail is like shooting fish in a barrel. So many chicks from out of town looking for someone to show them around. Show her some sights and then take her to Cheers for a pint or seven.  Brush up on your history of Paul Revere and she will be holding your John Handcock by the end of the night.

More places to find sex in the city of beans.

She Has A Tattoo Above Her Waist

So here is what I know about girls with tattoos. Tattoo below the belt and your not getting felt, above the navel and you will be able. How many times have you met a chick at the bar and your chatting about how awesome your tattoo is or how lame the tattoo is on the guy from Jersey across the bar, and she says ” I have a tat”, then she shows you a small rose or butterfly on her ankle. Guess what your not gonna be fucking that girl anytime soon.

Always look for the girls with arm tats, tramp stamps and tats on their tits. These bitches are always ready to party. For a chick to have to get a tat on her tits, she has to be easy. Now you just need to parlay that with one of our other signs that a chick is an easy plow.

Click here to see the next way to tell if your getting some dude.

Your Right! It Is A Woman!

It is a WOMAN! Sometimes it can be hard to tell the gender of these Lax bitches! Not this one though, I’ll bet you she cleans up real nice! Call me!

#3- Atlantic Beer Garden/ The Whiskey Priest

Chicks love to dress up and drink, and no better place for chicks to go and pull this off is at the Atlantic Beer Garden and The Whiskey Priest.  These two bars on the South Boston Waterfront attract more pussy than a cat in heat. Girls in little sun-dresses drinking up on the roof decks waiting for bad men to do bad things to them, call me a bad man.

Next spot to holla at bitches!

She Smokes

If I have said it once, I have said it a thousands times. If she smokes, she fucks.  I first learned this little gem way back when I was just a little fat kid in high school.  All the chicks that were sluts would be outside smoking cigarettes in the parking lot because they all had issues and wanted to stick in to society and damn the man and all that bullshit.  When I got to college, there was no easier way to meet chicks than standing outside of classrooms or dorms smoking away.

No I am older and the best way to go straight to pleasure town with a chick at a bar is by standing outside the bar.  I don’t even smoke but the chicks that do are always ready to party.  You meet a chick outside, some small chat about how much this bar sucks and your off to her place to make bad decisions. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Click here for the next one night stand.

So You’re Are Thinking About Being A Writer For Us

So you’re thinking about becoming a writer for one of our sites, first off I will say thanks for the interest and welcome. My name is Muff and I run these shitty sites:

  • BostonDrunks.com
  • NewYorkDrunks.com
  • DrunkMule.com
  • YawkeyWayReport.com

Our main site is BostonDrunks.com, that is the site that gets the most traffic and will get your posts the most exposure. We average around 1200 people a day to BostonDrunks site and our numbers are rising every day.

The other three sites are newer and have a lot less traffic. NewYorkDrunks.com is an off shoot of BostonDrunks with a focus on NYC, we are always looking for writer from NYC and Upstate to write about bars, drinking, sports, and NY life. DrunkMule is a site that focuses on pictures of drunk people doing dumb shit and passing out. YawkeyWay Report is our Red Sox site that we will be launching in April along with a magazine sold at Fenway Park.

We always pay our writers $1.00 per post, that is right, we pay a buck.  Now I know what you’re saying “hey Muff, that is not a lot of money, that sucks” Yes a buck a post does suck, but we have a budget and someday, we hope to pay more, but for now, that is what we pay. A lot of sites will want you to work for free, we at least give you something.

So if you are still interested, here is what we expect out of you…

  • We ask that you only write one post per day, if you do more than that, we find that the quality of the post suffers.
  • We don’t mind if you use nasty ass words, just make sure it makes sense, no need to say fuck if you don’t have too.
  • We ask that is you use a picture of like a naked person or something sick and gross or multiple pictures, that you make the readers click through to see the pictures, we just don’t like cluttering up the main page with boob and cock shots. (Use the Insert More Tag)
  • We ask that your posts are at least three paragraphs long, we love top ten lists or the use of bullet points as well.
  • Think keywords when putting in a title. If you are talking about how guys who wear skinny jeans are assholes, call the post something like  My Top Ten Reasons Why Guys Who Wear Skinny Jeans Are The Biggest Assholes In The City Of Boston.  This way anyone who searches any of those terms will find your post easier.
  • Make sure you put a picture or video at the top of your post. The maximum size for a picture is 640 pixels wide.
  • We ask that you don’t promote any other sites like your own blog or a friends blog, you can promote your own twitter and/or link to other sites if it makes sense in the context of the post.

So what is the next step if you want to write.

We need you to pick a name, it can be your first name or a funny name, but a name that you will love having and people will get to know you by.  Some of our writers include Oil Can Ed, Wardo, A-Dawg, Muff, Fenway Ace.

also we need your email address to we can send you your username and password for you to log into the site.

Once we get that, you can log in to the site through the main page and start writing, I will be editing the posts if they suck too much and taking them down if they really blow.

By the way, We pay via PayPal or by mailing you a money order. If you are near Boston, I can also pay you in cash in person.

So if your down to writing and making some small money. Direct Message me on Twitter @BostonDrunks or email me Info@BostonDrunks with the following info

  1. Your email address
  2. your writing name
  3. what site you want to work on.

Thanks for reading this and I can’t wait to see your posts!

 

 

 

 

 

The Family Looking For Breakfast

Hey dickhead family from someplace that I have never been to and don’t really care about, it is fucking early in the morning leave me the hell alone. I don’t eat breakfast and this is Boston, we go to Dunks, have an iced coffee and a donut and fuck off.

I have so many more people to bitch about but my shrink says I have to calm down so that is the end of the list

She Just Took A Shot By Herself

Now don’t get this one confused with a bunch of crazy girls talking shots and going woooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am talking about the girl that breaks off from her friends and walks up to the bar and takes a shot by herself. These girs are very rare but it always means one out of two things, she loves to bang or she is an alcoholic, and i know a lot of alcholics that love fucking anyway!

So keep an eye on the bar if your looking to get lucky.  Walk up and tell this pretty kitty that you want to take a shot with her because no one should ever take a shot alone, and thank your boy Muff later

Click her for the next person that will tickle your pickle.

That Rack Belongs To Amanda Seyfried

Sometimes I find Amanda Seyfried sexy as hell, with her big ass eyes and her bigger rack, and then some days she looks like she is from another planet.

It’s Jenninfer Anniston

Its our favorite Friends and Office Space star Jennifer Anniston.  Some people tell me that she is really not that good looking and that her whole body is not as good as it really looks, I say fuck those people, I still need me some of Jenn!  Tell me she would not look good if she was giving you the old fish eye during anal, I dare you to tell me! TELL ME!!

Fucking Yankees hat! If you think the Yankees Still Suck, buy a sticker!

That Dumpa Belongs To Anna Faris

Is there any better woman on the planet than Anna Faris, What a dumpa!  She can tell you jokes for a while until you get sick of looking at her face then you can stare at that ass for days!

Amaretto Jack

Ingredients for a Amaretto Jack

  • Amaretto Almond Liqueur
  • Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee Whiskey
  • Cherry Syrup
  • Pineapple Juice
  • Orange Juice

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
  • 1 oz Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee Whiskey
  • 1 Splash Cherry Syrup
  • Pineapple Juice
  • Orange Juice

Blending Instructions:

  • Shake amaretto and jack daniel’s with ice and strain into an iced highball glass
  • Add equal parts pineapple and orange juice, then splash with cherry syrup for colour
  • Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry

Aloe

Ingredients for a Aloe

  • Green Chartreuse®
  • Green Creme De Menthe
  • Whiskey

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1 3/4 oz Green Chartreuse®
  • 1 3/4 oz Green Creme de Menthe
  • 1 3/4 oz Whiskey

Blending Instructions:

  • Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-full of ice
  • Strain into cocktail glass

Algonquin

Ingredients for a Algonquin

  • Blended Whiskey
  • Dry Vermouth
  • Pineapple Juice

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1 1/2 oz Blended Whiskey
  • 1 oz Dry Vermouth
  • 1 oz Pineapple Juice

Blending Instructions:

  • Combine and shake all ingredients with ice, strain contents into a cocktail glass, and serve

Alexander Young

Ingredients for a Alexander Young

  • Bourbon Whiskey
  • Pineapple Juice
  • Orange Juice
  • Lemon Juice

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1 1/2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
  • 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 1/2 oz Orange Juice
  • 1/2 oz Lemon Juice

Blending Instructions:

  • Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes
  • Strain into a whiskey sour glass, and serve