Ah Lucy Pinder, what a rack. If you want to see her bare boobs, and you know you do, click here! Another one of those hot big titted chicks that I will never get in my life.
Your on the T just minding your own shit and next thing you know some annoying dude is asking you about blue lines and how to get to Harvard. Hey buddy get a T map open it and then shove it up your ass, oh and to get to Harvard, take the orange line to Forrest Hills and stand there until midnight.
Southie is no longer the land of teenage pregnant chicks pushing strollers around Broadway anymore. It is now a place where young hot city girls go to live, drink, and tan on the beach. Carson Beach and M St. Beach are the places to hang out. Southie Beaches are now like the places to be to check out chicks that are wearing next to nothing. Bring your lotion and your neighbors new puppy and get ready to play in the sand.
The people on Cape Cod are assholes. The locals suck, The people who vacation there suck. enough said
Only shitheads from Boston would sit in four hour traffic just to get away from it all. The traffic to the cape sucks, people try to get around it by leaving work at like ten in the morning on Fridays. No matter when you leave there is always fucking traffic, people just can’t drive down Route 3 without sucking at it. Rt. 3 sucks and then you have to cross some shitty bridge that was built for my grampa’s 54 Buick, grampa is dead and so is my hope of going faster than 25 miles per hour once I get to cranberry country.
The worst part about the traffic is that I am always stuck next to some douche bag in a Jeep Wrangler that is blasting some shitty ass music for all of Plymouth county to hear. Hey assshole I don’t like Maroon 5 and I don’t like you.
I also feel like as soon as I get down to the Cape, it is time to turn back around and sit in that shitty traffic one more time so I can get home and blog about home much the cape sucks
What is the phrase, a photo is worth a thousand words. That is why Cape Cod sucks.