Ingredients for a 352 Cocktail

  • 151 Proof Rum
  • Grey Goose® Vodka
  • Wild Turkey® Bourbon Whiskey

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1/3 oz 151 Proof Rum
  • 1/3 oz Grey Goose® Vodka
  • 1/3 oz Wild Turkey® Bourbon Whiskey

Blending Instructions:

  • Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot

3 Fingers of Ron Burgundy

Ingredients for a 3 Fingers of Ron Burgundy

  • Sprite® Soda
  • DeKuyper® Triple Sec
  • DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
  • Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay Mango Rum

Quantities for one drink:

  • 12 oz Can Sprite® Soda
  • 1 oz deKuyper® Triple Sec
  • 1 oz deKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
  • 1 oz Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay Mango Rum

Blending Instructions:

  • Stir ingredients with/without ice in a hurricane glass, and serve

3 Dollar Hooker

Ingredients for a 3 Dollar Hooker

  • Bailey’s® Irish Cream
  • Captain Morgan® Spiced Rum
  • Rumple Minze® Peppermint Liqueur

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1 oz Bailey’s® Irish Cream
  • 1/2 oz Captain Morgan® Spiced Rum
  • 1/2 oz Rumple Minze® Peppermint Liqueur

Blending Instructions:

  • Stir ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice
  • Strain into shot glasses


Ingredients for a 250

  • 99 Bananas® Banana Schnapps
  • Bacardi® 151 Rum

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1/2 oz 99 Bananas® Banana Schnapps
  • 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 Rum

Blending Instructions:

  • Stir together in a shot glass, and serve

20/20 Lemon

Ingredients for a 20/20 Lemon

  • Mad Dog® Grape Wine
  • Bacardi® Limon Rum

Quantities for one drink:

  • 3/4 Cup Mad Dog® Grape Wine
  • 1/4 Cup Bacardi® Limon Rum

Blending Instructions:

  • Pour MD 20/20 (try any flavor) into a cup
  • Add Bacardi limon rum, and serve

100 Miles Per Hour

Ingredients for a 100 Miles per Hour

  • Wild Turkey® Bourbon Whiskey
  • Bacardi® 151 Rum
  • Southern Comfort® Peach Liqueur
  • Yukon Jack® Canadian Whisky
  • Grenadin

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1/2 oz Wild Turkey® Bourbon Whiskey
  • 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 Rum
  • 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® Peach Liqueur
  • 1/2 oz Yukon Jack® Canadian Whisky
  • 1/2 oz Grenadine Syrup
  • 2 oz Blue Curacao Liqueur

Blending Instructions:

  • Mix all ingredients together over ice in a highball glass
  • Shake up, then top with sprite and serve

’61 Imperial

Ingredients for a ’61 Imperial

  • White Rum
  • Vodka
  • 151 Proof Rum
  • Creme De Bananes
  • Blue Curacao Liqueur
  • Pineapple Juice

Quantities for one drink:

  • 1/2 oz White Rum
  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz 151 Proof Rum
  • 1/2 oz Creme de Bananes
  • 1 oz Blue Curacao Liqueur
  • 4 oz Pineapple Juice

Blending Instructions:

  • In a tall chimney glass or hurricane glass, fill with cubed ice; add all liquor except the blue curacao
  • Add the pineapple juice, stir well, and float the blue curacao on top
  • Garnish with a pineapple slice and a maraschino cherry, and serve

#7- Downtown Crossing

Is there really a worse place in the city than Downtown Crossing?  No thanks man I don’t need your promotional CD.  I can remember when Downtown Crossing was just getting to be a nice place to visit and then the dreaded Silver Line from the ghetto came rolling in.  Then Washington street became a strip of jewelry stores and phat kicks. There is a reason why they haven’t built anything where Filenes used to be, too ghetto.

If you ever want to have a good time just go and shop at Tellos and watch all the fat chicks look for hot gear to wear in the club.  By the way is the Corner Mall really a mall if all they have is a food court?

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#7- The B Line On The Green Line

Riding on the Green Line always sucks,  but the B line is always filled with a shitload of hot ass college honeys.  Spark up the conversation about how the train sucks and next thing you know she will be riding your rails. Choo Choo!

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GTR For July 7th

The answer is Kendra Wilkinson, fresh off of her sex tape. Remember when her sex tape came out and she was all made because people saw her nude and doing it, this bitch loves being nude. Being nude is what Kendra is all about, your famous because you were once nude, and now i can see your cans again. Kendra, just walk around naked, the wourld would be a better place.

Guess That Rack For July 5th

The answer to Guess That Rack is Leann Rimes. Not too shabby of a rack but I would have expected more out of a country girl. She need more corn and beef in her diet to get them milk wagons bigger.

#4- Smart Chicks

The problem with chicks from Boston is that they are too smart to fall for my bag of tricks.  Chicks around here went to college and really opened books.  The fact is that if you go to another city with less education, being a guy from Boston is all you need because dumb girls love Boston guys.  In other cities, you can pull the old ” a snake bit me in the dick, can you suck out the venom?” line. Worse you can tell girls you were Peter from The Cosby Show and they get wett!

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Corner Tavern

421 Marlborough St
(between Massachusetts Ave & Hereford St)
Boston, MA 02115
Neighborhood: Back Bay

(617) 262-5555

The Corner Tavern is a great little underground place located just off of Mass Ave near Boston University frat houses, but you will not find a frat atmosphere at this place.  there are only maybe four or five beers on tap, and maybe the menus is only one page, but the stuff they have is just awesome.

The Corner Tavern is just a relaxed place for people of the area to get a great meal and good drink.

#1- Clerlys

I really don’t know what it is about this bar on the border of the Back Bay and the South End, but this place is always full of chicks. It is almost like the management of this bar pays women to be there. Always full of chicks. I think my record is like 50-0 of picking up chicks at this place. Clerlys is where chicks go when they know they are looking for dudes. This place is the ultimate pick up place, wipe the jizz off your dicks, do some laundry, splash on some Old Spice and get here to get chicks. if you can’t get chicks here, then you should just buy whores, because you suck, bottom line.

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#10- The Homeless

Damn do we have a shit load of homeless people here in Boston.  Every time you drive in this city when you get to an intersection some one is standing with a sign begging for cash.  Some of my favorite homeless sign beggars include:

The crying woman with the sign that says she just had a stroke. She walks with a limp while panhandling, but when she is done she walks fine.

The just smile guy.  You have seen this guy down by South Station, he has the sign that says that if you have no change, just smile.

Why lie, I need a beer guy.  This guy just spits the truth and sits outside of Fenway Park, guy must make a couple of hundo a game.

Now none of these people can match the greatest homeless guy of them all.  The spare change guy.  This asshole just stands in the street yelling for spare change.  I have seen him ask a tree for money once, this guy is the ultimate in homelessness.  One time I saw him beg on a red line train, pure class.

The worst part about most of the homeless people in Boston is that most of them are pulling down more money than I make in my day job.  This one homeless prick one day told me he make around $200 a day asking people for money in Quincy Market. WTF? maybe I should start being a bum.

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GTR For July 27th

And the answer is Sophie Reade, she is a British model with big cans, but who isnt.  I feel that every chick from England that has big boobs is a model or maybe thats just the way it when I am beating off while talking to myself in a silly accent.

Fenway Park

Fenway Park used to be a great place to go and see a Red Sox game, now it completely sucks.  I now know how the people that used to drink at the Bull and Finch pub felt like when Cheers went on the air and their bar became tourist central.  Fenway Park is nothing more than a tourist trap and a place for suburban girls to hunt for dick.

For years fans had to deal with the shitty team on the field, the small ass seats, and the shitty beer.  Now I have to help some couple from Iowa take a photo by Pesky Pole.  Fenway Park is now the city’s largest speed dating venue.  Stupid chicks come from all parts of New England, put on their denim skirts and tight Sox shirts and strut around different sections seeking out as much dick as they can find.  As much as I enjoy looking at chicks, I can check your ass out after the game at the bar, not during my baseball game. Fuck Fenway Park.

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The Best Cities To Drink In New England- #11

Killington Vermont

I thought this was a list about places to get drunk, not go skiing? True but you can ski and get drunk at the same time like your Sonny Bono! There is no better ski resort town in New England to get hammered in than Killington Vermont.  Hit the slopes by the day and hit the floor by night in one of the areas many different bars and clubs.

Start the night at Casey’s Caboose for there famous happy hour. Hit one of the many local pubs around town before capping your night at the Pickle Barrel. Get some sleep and hit the slopes in the morning, then repeat your drinking day all over again.

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The Best Cities To Drink In New England- # 12

Weymouth Ma


Our number 12 might come as a shocker to most of you but Weymouth Mass sneaks into our list.  Why might you ask how this South Shore city make our list, well they have a shitload of bars in Weymouth and most of the residents are former residents of Southie, so you know they can drink, it is in their DNA.  Just kidding people of Weymouth.  But really this town knows how to party.

Take the T to Braintree and hop in a cab to the Union Brewhouse to start your night. Weymouth has a good taxi company that will bring you to all the area bars, remember no drinking and driving!  The Union Brewhouse is a great local place that is always packing in a good crowd.  If your a lesbian you might want to check out the Chinese Restaurant bar across the street from the Union Brewhouse as the bar is a lesbo bonanza.

Jump in the cab again and hit one of the local pubs like Bucks, Hajiars, or Jackson Square Tavern. If you want to get the full Weymouth experience, ask your cabbie what bar he or she likes and your in for a treat.

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GTR For December 6th

Holy milf milk wagons it is Jennifer Garner.  This chick is bringing it with them glasses, now if only I can see some butt crack

ask and you shall recieve!!

The Asian Dude With The Big Ass Camera

It’s not that I don’t like Asians, I mean they make my food and clean my ass, but give them a camera and watch out, your dealing with a completely different animal. They have giant lenses and tripods. they always want you to take the pics for them. They pose like Ho Chi Men in front of a cement horse outside of P.F. Changs. I don’t get it, who loves photography this much?

Next asshole please

The Family Looking To Ride The Duck Boats

You know how this story goes. Your trying to get lunch somewhere, you have no time to eat because your company sucks and some shithead family starts asking you questions about the stupid Duck Tour.  Hey family from somewhere stupid, I need to get my Viga on, I don’t have time to tell you how to get on a giant fucking  quacking bus.

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The Beach Sucks

That is right I fucking said it, The beaches on Cape Cod suck.  Now I know that this is the reason why people go to Cape Cod but every time I go there they suck ass.  The fucking seaweed is everywhere, when I get out of the water it looks like I shit all over myself.  While I am in the water I have to look out for fucking Jaws.  The last thing you want is to have part of your body ripped off by a god damn great white.

You would think that just laying on the sand would be nice, but what is with all of the fucking rocks?  Is this the beach or New England Sand and Gravel?  Hey fat lady shut your legs, I can never eat a roast beef sandwich ever again.

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#4- Copley Place Mall

The Copley Place Mall is full of expensive stores that sell shit that I can’t afford, but that does not stop me from doing some window shopping.  This place is crawling with chicks, from the hotties that work at the shops to the women that max out credit cards buying shit they really don’t need. Brush up on your designers and drop some fashion tips.  Tell the chicks you meet there you will help them try things on and give them an honest opinion about there ass in those jeans and she will take you by taking them off later.

Next place to see hot chicks in Boston.

#9- Any Cosi Location

Looking for hot chicks? Looking for a hot sandwich? Kill two birds with one stone and hit up ant Cosi location in the Boston are around lunch time. Your boy Muff really likes the ones that are near the financial district just because I am a sucker for a chick in a hot ass suit. Look for the hot ass intern that is getting her boss lunch and chat her up about how she should be doing more because she is smart and educated, then teach her a lesson in the bedroom!

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The Ultimate Dead Website

www.Myspace.com  As Saturday Night Live put in one time, MySpace is the abandoned amusement park of the Internet. Nothing sums it up better than that. Using MySpace was like watching a good friend slowly die. Every one had a MySpace account and then they all moved to FaceBook. Some people hung on, most didn’t. Just for shits and giggles I’ll log on to my MySpace account like every six months just to see who is left.  MySpace rest in peace.

The Fourth Dead Website

Any porn site that you have to pay for. paying for porn is just plain stupid when there is so much out there for free.  In fact, I don’t even know how the porn industry is still alive and kicking, the last time I paid for porn was like 10  years ago, what are all of these talented women going to do without my $9.95 a month to watch them shower via a webcam.

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