ENTZVILLE, Mo. (AP/KMOV.com) – A 53-year-old man has been charged after police say he entered a Wentzville home, removed his clothes and went to sleep in an empty bedroom.
Gregory Trent Cole was charged Monday with felony burglary and harassment. According to authorities, Cole entered the home and went into the daughter’s bedroom between 4 and 7:23 a.m. Sunday while the occupants of the residence were in another room. Police said the man was discovered around 8 a.m. when the daughter returned to her bedroom and found him sleeping in her bed. Cole was arrested and taken to the St. Charles County Jail and is being held on $15,000 cash-only bond.
Nice try though, buddy. I liked this story way better when it was Robert Downey Jr. getting high off his ass and falling asleep in a child’s bed.
And guess what, buddy? This happened nearly twenty years ago, so you are sooooo far behind the mark. I mean, I mean, what did you think you’d become the next Iron Man or something? Please, only a small percentage of guys who get wasted and fall asleep in random children’s beds wind up becoming Iron Man. So far only one person who has done the exact thing that you have, has gone on to play Iron Man in various superhero movies. And that man is Robert Downey Jr.
I for one am tired of people thinking that they can simply fall asleep, completely wasted off their asses, in a child’s bed and then suddenly become Iron Man and make 30 million dollars per film.
Let’s look at the cold hard facts:
Odds of winning Powerball: 1 in 292 million
Odds of being attacked by a shark: 1 in 11.5 million
Odds of being struck by lighting: 1 in 960,000
Odds of getting wasted, passing out in a child’s bed, and then becoming the next Iron Man: 1 in 365 million.
So what I’m saying is go out and play Powerball, because there is no way you’re going to be Iron Man after passing out, wasted in a child’s bed.
Then again… The odds of becoming Iron Man and NOT having passed out, high, in a strage child’s bed is probably even longer. Because NOBODY has ever accomplished that.