I need DDP yoga to get rid of my demons like Jake “the snake” Roberts did, Also you would think for a guy who sells t-shirts, I would be wearing one.

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Xbox has just announced their next generation gaming console the Xbox One. Apparently as this video will tell you it allows you to watch tv via the console itself. It should be an exciting year for console games. What are you guys looking forward to more the Xbox One or Playstation 4?

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How this has not happened yet is completely beyond me. This woman’s career has gone downhill more times than she’s gone down on K-Fed. Growing up many of us were counting down the days until she was legal just to get a glimpse of some nip, some sideboob, a buttcheek….anything. If there is one thing you should know about history it is that it repeats itself. Britney is likely to go crazy again and sometime soon one would think. Someday she will need money and Hugh will be waiting and ready because we all know that dude is gonna live longer than Britney.

2. Amanda Bynes

Many people seem to think that Amanda Bynes has hopped on the crazy train to take a ride. That is not entirely true. From where I’m standing it looks like Amanda Bynes is the engineer, conductor, and entire group of passengers on the crazy train. We all know what happens when child stars grow up with a bunch of money. No matter how much money she made when was younger her bank account will get too low for comfort sooner rather than later. This one could most likely happen any day now.

3. Miley Cyrus

The odds of Miley Cyrus posing for Playboy once the day she became legal looked pretty good a few years ago. Miley was the poster girl for chicks who wanted to send dudes revealing selfies via myspace in order to feel sexy. Things have changed in the last few years. Miley has destroyed her good girl image, then recovered it, and then destroyed it again and on top of that myspace is obsolete and getting girls to send you boobie pics on facebook is harder then one could have ever imagined. You have to admire Miley’s courage when it comes to prancing around in public with a haircut that makes her look like an albino version of skrillex but people are only going to put up with that shit for so long. Eventually there will be a new good girl gone bad in the tabloids and no one will care about Miley anymore. When the people stop caring finally giving up her nips to the pages of Playboy is going to seem like a pretty good idea.

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Gotta respect a guy who has a pet duck named Duck Rivers.

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In the latest fight for animal equality that is sure to make PETA proud earlier this week a deer hitched a free ride on a bus. After forcefully entering the bus which was clearly not available for service at the time this deer proceeds to stumble around by walking in circles (in all fairness we have trouble finding the right seat on the bus as well). We understand that animals want to be treated like equals but this is taking it too far. We pay our bus fare and this deer should as well. If we are going to get to a point where we all live in harmony these animals need to live by the same rules we do. It is our belief that no deer hit by bus should ride for free. During further investigation the deer was not available for comment.

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So this question was asked to me today and it make me ponder, do I get upset if I don’t blow my load at a strip club? I guess it all depends on what kind of mood your in while going to the tittie bar. Some times you feel like a nut and sometimes you don’t.
If you are with a group of co-workers or casual friends, walking out with a cum dribble down your leg may seem uncouth. No one wants to be labeled as the guy who nuts on strippers during Garys birthday trip to the Foxy. Nothing is worse than being the guy who squirts cum like a sad dollar store squirt gun. Just ruins the whole trip and then you have to find a new job as well.
If you’re one of those degenerates who go to the strip club by themselves or during an afternoon shift, yes, nutting is the reason you left the house. I think a stripper knows when its two in the afternoon and you are wearing sweatpants or track pants, you brought your A+ jizz game with you. Bitch better bring some wetnaps with her cause it is gonna get messy.

Now of course there are two ways to nut at the strip club, full on friction and just plain sexual rendezvous. Often you were not planning on spraying your shorts but a hardcore friction lap dance will be a game changer for anyone. Sometime you just get that one stripper who works her ass and could start a fire with her motion. Boom jizz! Now if your hitting the dirty strip clubs and just getting full on BJ’s, you’re gonna spill man mayo on her mouth sandwich.

So do you get upset if you don’t blow your load while at the strip club, of fucking course! No I fucking enjoy giving away dollar bills for no reason.

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