Let’s have it out Cadbury. First you fill me with calories, then you give me gout; and next thing I know you’re fucking everything up and changing you recipe; raising your prices and reducing the number of eggs in each package form 6 to 5. Not that I’ve ever seen them sold in more than packages of one to begin with. What the hell?
This is the worst thing that has happened to me regarding Cadbury creme eggs since that time I cracked one open and a chick fetus fell out! And that was really a dark day…
A man shot and wounded a central Texas television meteorologist in the news station’s parking lot as he left the building after this morning’s broadcast. The station, KCEN in Waco and Killeen, reports that morning show meteorologist Patrick Crawford was in the parking lot when a man came up to him and “exchanged words” with Crawford shortly before firing several shots with a semi-automatic hand gun.
Crawford managed to drive away from the scene for help before being transported to the hospital for treatment and surgery. The station now reports that Crawford is in recovery and “doing well.” Authorities are still looking for the suspect, whom they describe as a white male in his 30s, wearing a dark hoodie and dark jeans.
Come on, Texas! Come on! You’re one of the hottest states, you don’t even get snow, and you’re nowhere near hurricane, earthquake or tornado country. How the fuck can you be mad at the weatherman?
I guess this just goes to prove that everybody in the state of Texas is a huge pussy.
Get well soon, Patrick!
UPDATE: Is has been four days since we have done a post about Miley Cyrus! So today our post is just about how Miley has mastered the crazy tongue look. The crazy tongue look has a fine line between sexy and fucking insane. Miley might have just crossed over into the fucking psycho area with this look.
Like what the hell is going on here in this Amy Adams upskirt pussy flash picture? Is that even her vagina? Is she one of those chicks who wears nude color underwear? What the hell, I am lost! Maybe she just enjoys walking around with her vag out in public. I always though of her like the nice girl, kinda like the girl next door. Well if nice girls are now walking around showing box while wearing trench coats like a 1970’s flasher, I really am going to like nice girls!
Do you want this guy to be your boss? Why the hell not. We are looking for people that want to write for our shitty little websites. Both BostonDrunks.com, DirtyMuffs.com, & AmericanDrunks.com. We are looking for the following people:
- Some Boston Sports Writers
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Our typical blogger/writer writes about pop culture/ funny pictures/ hot chicks/ funny videos.
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Yea maybe it is the pose that she is doing or the fact that her who-ha has more miles on it than my first car, but I am a little freaked out about this Snooki vagina picture that is going around. We can’t show it on the front page, you’re gonna have to click-through to see it, Warning, once you see Snooki pussy, you can never un-see Snooki pussy.
Snooki pussy, enjoy, or not!
This is my brand new love intrest. Her name is Carly Whiteley. She is a 21 year old hottie from the UK that became famouse for riding a rollercoaster naked to raise funds for a local hospital. She raises funds to help fight breast cancer but her boobs are perfect. If you want to see topless pics of my new dream girl click here. Now excuse me while your boy figures out a way to make this girl my wife.