Cadbury, Stop Taking a Dump in my Face!

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Let’s have it out Cadbury. First you fill me with calories, then you give me gout; and next thing I know you’re fucking everything up and changing you recipe; raising your prices and reducing the number of eggs in each package form 6 to 5. Not that I’ve ever seen them sold in more than packages of one to begin with. What the hell?

This is the worst thing that has happened to me regarding Cadbury creme eggs since that time I cracked one open and a chick fetus fell out! And that was really a dark day…


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Who Wants To See Bar Refaeli Pissing In A Urinal?

Bar Refaeli pissing in a urinal

Yeah so she is not really pissing in the urinal, but who knew that hot chicks could be this funny? Yeah, maybe it’s not that funny, but if I walked into a mens room and saw a chick who looked like her pissing in a urinal, I guess I would have to think long and hard if I would let her blow me.

Who the fuck am I kidding, I would let Bar Refaeli piss on my face with her penis.


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Jessica Burciaga Has An Epic Ass! And Lets See Her Naked Too! (NSFW)

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So this is Jessica Burciaga.  She is a model from California.  She was a former Playmate of the Month and she has an epic bum bum.  Seriously, I want to smash my face into her ass and use it as an air bag.  I want to beat my face silly off her dumpa!  I would sniff her anus and smile! Click through to see Jessica Burciaga nude!


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I Am So Grossed Out With This Snooki Vagina Picture Just Because She Will Be Poping Out A Little Guido Out Of It Soon

Yea maybe it is the pose that she is doing or the fact that her who-ha has more miles on it than my first car, but I am a little freaked out about this Snooki vagina picture that is going around.  We can’t show it on the front page, you’re gonna have to click-through to see it, Warning, once you see Snooki pussy, you can never un-see Snooki pussy.


Snooki pussy, enjoy, or not!


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I Am So Grossed Out With This Snooki Vagina Picture Just Because She Will Be Poping Out A Little Guido Out Of It Soon — 56 Comments

  1. Didn’t half the world already see her puss anyway? Why did we need a picture? Can’t wait till her kid sees what a piece of filth she is. And see that roast beef vag is crawled out of..

  2. Snooki you suck and so does your nasty ass pussy u fat dirtbag. Look at those thighs. I’m surprised you could even see a pussy though all that cottage cheese

  3. I would fuck u so heard in the pussy u woulded walk strate for a week then I would eat that pussy a cum all over ur big wet pussy

  4. I would like to say she is a cute and hot bitch and her pussy looks nice and tight I would stick my tongue in her sweet wet pink pussy and eat her out then I would stick my hard cock in her pussy and bang her real hard till I cum in her tight cunt!!

  5. Sorry for interrupting,i know that her pussy is pink and bla bla bla and i like snooki,but my pussy is bigger enough and i dont think that my pussy can open as much as her pussy can… So WTF!? I think this is not the moment for a photograph of her pussy… Byee!!

  6. Got to be honest – I jerked off to this pic 3 times! I don’t care how nasty she is. Her pussy makes me hard and I would eat that snatch all day long!

  7. i would rather see sammy sweathearts pussy, that pussy i would lick for hours till she squirted all over my tounge

  8. i would fuck her all day n all night then i would cum on her face than i would pet my bick beteen her tits

  9. If I had no choice I would hit that. If you had a girls pussy in front of you like that don’t tell me you wouldn’t hit that if you had no choice. I don’t find her that attractive but If I had to I would hit it just to get off. Especially if you haven’t gotten laid in awhile.

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BostonDrunks Presents The Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area

What in the hell kind of neighborhood has a sign like this? I’ll tell you a neighborhood that has a shitload of hookers in it.  No we all know that hooking and picking up whores is against the law.  But if you did want a quick BJ with a chance of AIDS on the side, here is the list of the Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area.

Blue Hill Avenue-  Yep if you in the mood of picking up black chicks and maybe getting shot at the same time, Blue Hill Avenue is your spot.  This street is crawling with crack heads that need their fix and they will suck your dick man!

Odds of hooker being a man: 5%.  Odd you get arrested: 20%.  Ave price for a BJ: $30.  Odds you get killed 20%

Dorchester Avenue from Fields Corner to Andrew Square- Welcome to Boston’s best spot to find a street hooker.  Ah good old Dorchester Avenue.  This three-mile stretch of road has more ho’s than Santa.  If you’re looking for white chicks, stay up on the Andrew Square, Savin Hill end of the Avenue.  Dirty nasty hookers hang out down by Fields Corner. Sometimes the chicks from the internet hit this street so you can find a real diamond in the rough if you look hard enough.

Odds of hooker being a man: 5%. Odd you get arrested: 20%. Ave price for a BJ: $40. Odds you get killed 10%

Main Street Brockton- Sometimes when you out looking for a hooker, you want to play a road game.  Brockton is your road game.  Not only do you get to get out of the city but you also can buy condoms at Wal-Mart on the cheap.  The best part about the City Of Champions is that it is ghetto as hell, yet it is in the suburbs.  So you get hookers that grew up with money and now they have turned to a life whorehood to, you know, pay a bill once in a while.

Odds of hooker being a man: 9%. Odd you get arrested:25%. Ave price for a BJ: $35. Odds you get killed 15%

Chinatown/Bay Village/ Downtown- Do you remember The Combat Zone?  Ah memories!  Back in the 90’s you could drive down Tyler Street in Chinatown and there would be over 20 hookers walking around with one tittie hanging out begging for your cash.  Then Emerson College moved in, then Tufts moved in, then the whores went away.  The only good thing about finding a whore in the downtown area is the quality.  There is not much to choose from in this area but when you do find a ho, she is usually a good-looking chick. See this part of town draws in the pros.  When an escort has no bookings she hits these streets looking for quick cash.   Look real late at night around 4 A.M. and thank me later.

Odds of hooker being a man: 50%. Odd you get arrested: 40%. Ave price for a BJ: $60. Odds you get killed 2%

Backpage.com- Yep good old Backpage.com aka the new Craigslist.  This is where you can shop like your in a hooker mall.  Make sure you Google that phone number to make sure her pics are legit! Now, yes the girl is gonna cost more off the web, but it is so easy just to call her, meet her at her hotel, bang her, leave, go to Taco Bell. Never spend more than a hundo on a Backpage chick, if you can’t afford spending $100 on a ho, seek out the one’s on Tazlist.com, they will cut deals like it is their job, wait it is.

Odds of hooker being a man: 20%. Odd you get arrested: 30%. Ave price for a BJ: $100. Odds you get killed 1%


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BostonDrunks Presents The Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area — 6 Comments

  1. Awesome post, Muff!. I’ve been in the game for over 25 years and this is sooo spot on!. Great posting, man!.

  2. i like de combat zone. its cool. i like the clubs where they take you to back and do special things, and whisper in your ear, and then you take the bus up to lake winnypesakeee.

  3. I don’t want to pay for sex. I used to pay for sex with my wife and prostitute that last for few years. Now I don’t want spend any money on any woman unless she reciprocates. Where are the women who just wanna have sex because it feels good?

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Muff’s Top 5 Strip Clubs In Providence RI

 

So the best part about living in Boston is that you can drive less than an hour and be in Providence RI.  Hell you can even take the commuter rail to little Rhody.  The best part about Providence is the strip clubs.  Now there are lots in the city, some are hit and some are miss. Some have rules and some kinda don’t.  But if there is one thing I know about Providence strip clubs is that cash talks.  So bring you wallets and your A game and let’s have some stripper fun!  Here are my top 5 strip clubs in Providence.

5. Cadillac Lounge-  Ah the good old Caddy.  This place once was bring your own booze, I used to bring 32 oz bud lights and just look at tits while in a drunken stupor all night long.  Now they sell booze and I feel like this place lost a little charm.  Here is the scoop on this place, the girls are hot and they have a lot of them.  This is a great place if you just want to look at naked chicks, sit back, and drink a beer.  People that don’t go to strip clubs go to the Foxy Lady, those that do go once in a while but still don’t want to be looked on like a pervert go here.

4. Sportsmans Inn- Sometimes you want to go to a fucking shady strip club.  The kind of place that you feel at any minute your life could be taken by a stray bullet.  If you ever want to live life on the edge, the Sportsmans Inn is your place.  This is like the perfect combination of dive bar and strip club.  The chicks here are, well rough around the edges.  But once in a while you can find a diamond in the rough.  The best part about this place is the fact that the girls will grind the cum right out of you for like two bucks.  Seriously wear mesh shorts or track pants and you will need a clean up when you get in the car. Also what happens downstairs at the Sportsman stays downstairs at the Sportsman.

3. Satin Doll-  This is a small place right down city, near the Sportsman Inn but way more classy.  You can walk here from the train or the Dunkin Donuts Center.  This placed is owned by the same people who own the Cadillac Lounge, so you will find many of the same girls at both.  This place is not nude, but they come damn close to it as possible.  The fact that it is not nude means you can get a lot more grind for you buck.  This place has hands down the best “clean” lap dance in Rhode Island.  They may not do the dirty extras here, but if your just looking for a great lap dance from a hot girl for only like twenty bucks, go here.  Also I find that this place has the cheapest and freshest draft beer at any strip club in the city.

2. Cheaters-  What if I could combine the Sportmans Inn with a fucking whorehouse, what would I have?  Cheaters!  This place is shady and ghetto, and that is what makes it awesome!  This is the only strip club you will ever go to where the words, you can fuck me in the ass is whispered in your ear.  Now they get a little crazy with the cover charges.  It is like 5 bucks to get in, and then 10 more for the nude room.  Pay the nude room cover and just pretend that it was a 15 dollar cover all along.  By the way, if your planning a bachelor party, make this the last stop of the night and everyone leaves with a smile.

1. Desire- So your boy Muff has to say that Desire is the best strip club in Providence, and I am not just saying this so they let me in for free in the future.  This place is classy enough to bring clients and dirty enough to bring wet naps for your crotch.  The girls here are always top-notch, the drinks are always made well, the beer is always cold, the private rooms are always, well private.  They have an outside deck so in the nice whether you can hang outside with the ladies while enjoying a burger off the grill. Did I say free parking too!  Some girls will go the extra mile here but only if you show them love, and by love I mean fucking cold hard cash!  Go here and you will have a good time, and if you don’t seal the deal or need to have a release, Cheaters is just down the road.

So there you go guys, have fun and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do..and that is not much.


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Muff’s Top 5 Strip Clubs In Providence RI — 11 Comments

  1. Muff here- Just and update that the Sportsman has closed for “repairs” so if you are in the area, go behind it to the Satin Doll and get your downtown titty on

  2. Muff…great write up…. i am new to town, and would like to know what the $$$ are for “certain” things… I know more $$$ is always better, but don’t want to get ripped off….. thanks!

  3. Mike, never pay more than 100 for extras, you may have to pay room fees, but as far as dances with extra, hold your price at 100 and you will find a girl that will make you happy.

  4. Hey, Muff my friend and I want to surprise our men by taking them to a strip club what is the best place for couples to get there freak on

  5. What the hell is wrong with you!? ENCOURAGING men to cheat on their fiances? Or wives or girlfriends with whores at a strip club? AWESOME LIFE you lead.

  6. Hey Muff, this was a pretty nice review. I been out of the scene for a few years now, but I have to say your description of the other 4, other than sportsmans is pretty good. Never been there.
    Had the best “extra” at Desire a few years ago, exactly at $100 like you suggested.
    Back in the day Fantasies was a good place too, but not on this list, what gives?

  7. cool review. I will say that Foxy is also a place where you can get that little extra.. what happens downstairs stays downstairs

  8. Great review mike. I’ve been to foxy lady several times! My buddies and I are heading to desire this weekend. I wanted to know it it’s worth the $100 fee to access all 3 floors?

  9. I have found that you do not need the full access. Everything your looking for can be found on one floor

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