It has been a while since we had some of our famous Selfies pictures. So here you go drunks, you deserve them! Enjoy! Click through for all the pics!
Special? Because not only did this pitcher from Detroit lose tonight after giving up 4 hits and striking out 10, he isn’t hooking up with Kate Upton anymore. Big win for Red Sox nation, bigger win for the internet who now can pretend we still have a shot with her. Or just me.
Whoever invented the camera phone is the person that we should all buy a drink. I just can’t get enough of these sexy pictures of girls that were taken with their camer phones. You know, just hot chicks that like to take photos of themselves in front of the mirror all half-naked, fuck it, I’ll take it! (NSFW)
What in the hell kind of neighborhood has a sign like this? I’ll tell you a neighborhood that has a shitload of hookers in it. No we all know that hooking and picking up whores is against the law. But if you did want a quick BJ with a chance of AIDS on the side, here is the list of the Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area.
Blue Hill Avenue– Yep if you in the mood of picking up black chicks and maybe getting shot at the same time, Blue Hill Avenue is your spot. This street is crawling with crack heads that need their fix and they will suck your dick man!
Dorchester Avenue from Fields Corner to Andrew Square– Welcome to Boston’s best spot to find a street hooker. Ah good old Dorchester Avenue. This three-mile stretch of road has more ho’s than Santa. If you’re looking for white chicks, stay up on the Andrew Square, Savin Hill end of the Avenue. Dirty nasty hookers hang out down by Fields Corner. Sometimes the chicks from the internet hit this street so you can find a real diamond in the rough if you look hard enough.
Main Street Brockton- Sometimes when you out looking for a hooker, you want to play a road game. Brockton is your road game. Not only do you get to get out of the city but you also can buy condoms at Wal-Mart on the cheap. The best part about the City Of Champions is that it is ghetto as hell, yet it is in the suburbs. So you get hookers that grew up with money and now they have turned to a life whorehood to, you know, pay a bill once in a while.
Chinatown/Bay Village/ Downtown– Do you remember The Combat Zone? Ah memories! Back in the 90’s you could drive down Tyler Street in Chinatown and there would be over 20 hookers walking around with one tittie hanging out begging for your cash. Then Emerson College moved in, then Tufts moved in, then the whores went away. The only good thing about finding a whore in the downtown area is the quality. There is not much to choose from in this area but when you do find a ho, she is usually a good-looking chick. See this part of town draws in the pros. When an escort has no bookings she hits these streets looking for quick cash. Look real late at night around 4 A.M. and thank me later.
Backpage.com– Yep good old Backpage.com aka the new Craigslist. This is where you can shop like your in a hooker mall. Make sure you Google that phone number to make sure her pics are legit! Now, yes the girl is gonna cost more off the web, but it is so easy just to call her, meet her at her hotel, bang her, leave, go to Taco Bell. Never spend more than a hundo on a Backpage chick, if you can’t afford spending $100 on a ho, seek out the one’s on Tazlist.com, they will cut deals like it is their job, wait it is.
So have you seen this guy they call Braco? If not here is his deal: Braco stands in front of a crowd of people and stares at them and heals them. Braco does not speak, Braco does not touch. Braco just looks at you and all of your medical problems go away. Bracois so good that if you bring a picture of someone you know with a medical problem, he can cure them through Kodak therapy. Oh and by the way, Braco charges people to come and see him.
This is the greatest scam of all time. This guy has the overhead of nothing. He needs no microphone, he needs no band, he needs no building, he need no Jesus cookie, nothing. Braco just rakes in the cash by looking at you. Maybe I should end this website shit and just start staring at people for cash
look into MuffBraco’s eyes and you will be instantly healed of all of your problems, now pay me 20 bucks so MuffBraco can be healed of all of his problems including his lack of boat problem.