In the spirit of the holiday season, Seth MacFarlane released his younger sister from the locked basement this weekend and allowed her a little extra blow money, by giving her some much needed voice over work.
For one of the first times since season 1, Haley Smith was given the chance to shine. Overall it was a pretty good episode, but the depleted role of both Stan and Roger was noticeable. Next time I’m sure things will be back to normal, but we’ll always remember December 8, 2013 as the day the younger Macfarlane sibling soared high above on eagle’s wing.
Located in the Downtown vicinity, this is one of those spots where the beautiful people come to mingle around Happy Hour and on weekends. Think aspiring business suits, hot girls looking for free drinks, and overpriced Bud bottles for the rest of us schmucks. Not really this Johnny’s element, but I digress…
Upstairs is a pretty nice area that fills up and offers a bar, tables, and DJ/dance floor setup where you can bump hips with chicks way out of your league on a Thursday night. Downstairs is more of a ‘club’ setting (loose interpretation – I’m pretty sure they were playing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and other weird-ass tracks when I was there). Wherever you end up, don your nicest pea coat and button-down or brace yourself for the wrath of judgement from the bartenders and patrons. (Needless to say, my West End namesake does not appreciate Hawaiian shirts… bastards.)
Tuesday-Saturday open 5 P.M. to Last Call. Closed Sunday-Monday, except for Garden events. Expect a cover.
There’s also a reggae brunch on Saturdays (11 A.M. – 4 P.M.) I’ve heard good things about (never attended myself).
Summary: Your typical nice-shoes establishment. In my book, not worth the price of nightly admission unless you’re looking to have a brush with the beautiful people. Reggae brunch on Saturdays is a different story – check that out to stir things up. A classy joint.
If you have been watching college basketball all weekend long, you have seen Allie LaForce. She is another one of those smiking hot, ex miss something, sideline reporters that networks like CBS have been trotting out. She is maybe the best thing to happen to college basketball since free tattoos for the players.
Yep the little gem of a bar that is not too far from Quincy Market. Coogan’s is still selling Bud and Bud Light dollar drafts. Now we have talked about Coogans many times before but really as far as value and fun goes, you cannot beat this place to get drunk.
Did I mention the fact that the back room is just a grind factory at night as well! Yep just ladies looking to get their dance on. Not bad for a buck.
Yea maybe it is the pose that she is doing or the fact that her who-ha has more miles on it than my first car, but I am a little freaked out about this Snooki vagina picture that is going around. We can’t show it on the front page, you’re gonna have to click-through to see it, Warning, once you see Snooki pussy, you can never un-see Snooki pussy.
Snooki pussy, enjoy, or not!
What in the hell kind of neighborhood has a sign like this? I’ll tell you a neighborhood that has a shitload of hookers in it. No we all know that hooking and picking up whores is against the law. But if you did want a quick BJ with a chance of AIDS on the side, here is the list of the Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area.
Blue Hill Avenue– Yep if you in the mood of picking up black chicks and maybe getting shot at the same time, Blue Hill Avenue is your spot. This street is crawling with crack heads that need their fix and they will suck your dick man!
Odds of hooker being a man: 5%. Odd you get arrested: 20%. Ave price for a BJ: $30. Odds you get killed 20%
Dorchester Avenue from Fields Corner to Andrew Square– Welcome to Boston’s best spot to find a street hooker. Ah good old Dorchester Avenue. This three-mile stretch of road has more ho’s than Santa. If you’re looking for white chicks, stay up on the Andrew Square, Savin Hill end of the Avenue. Dirty nasty hookers hang out down by Fields Corner. Sometimes the chicks from the internet hit this street so you can find a real diamond in the rough if you look hard enough.
Odds of hooker being a man: 5%. Odd you get arrested: 20%. Ave price for a BJ: $40. Odds you get killed 10%
Main Street Brockton- Sometimes when you out looking for a hooker, you want to play a road game. Brockton is your road game. Not only do you get to get out of the city but you also can buy condoms at Wal-Mart on the cheap. The best part about the City Of Champions is that it is ghetto as hell, yet it is in the suburbs. So you get hookers that grew up with money and now they have turned to a life whorehood to, you know, pay a bill once in a while.
Odds of hooker being a man: 9%. Odd you get arrested:25%. Ave price for a BJ: $35. Odds you get killed 15%
Chinatown/Bay Village/ Downtown– Do you remember The Combat Zone? Ah memories! Back in the 90’s you could drive down Tyler Street in Chinatown and there would be over 20 hookers walking around with one tittie hanging out begging for your cash. Then Emerson College moved in, then Tufts moved in, then the whores went away. The only good thing about finding a whore in the downtown area is the quality. There is not much to choose from in this area but when you do find a ho, she is usually a good-looking chick. See this part of town draws in the pros. When an escort has no bookings she hits these streets looking for quick cash. Look real late at night around 4 A.M. and thank me later.
Odds of hooker being a man: 50%. Odd you get arrested: 40%. Ave price for a BJ: $60. Odds you get killed 2%
Backpage.com– Yep good old Backpage.com aka the new Craigslist. This is where you can shop like your in a hooker mall. Make sure you Google that phone number to make sure her pics are legit! Now, yes the girl is gonna cost more off the web, but it is so easy just to call her, meet her at her hotel, bang her, leave, go to Taco Bell. Never spend more than a hundo on a Backpage chick, if you can’t afford spending $100 on a ho, seek out the one’s on Tazlist.com, they will cut deals like it is their job, wait it is.