Cadbury, Stop Taking a Dump in my Face!

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Let’s have it out Cadbury. First you fill me with calories, then you give me gout; and next thing I know you’re fucking everything up and changing you recipe; raising your prices and reducing the number of eggs in each package form 6 to 5. Not that I’ve ever seen them sold in more than packages of one to begin with. What the hell?

This is the worst thing that has happened to me regarding Cadbury creme eggs since that time I cracked one open and a chick fetus fell out! And that was really a dark day…


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Texas Guy Shoots Weatherman Because, Texas…

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A man shot and wounded a central Texas television meteorologist in the news station’s parking lot as he left the building after this morning’s broadcast. The station, KCEN in Waco and Killeen, reports that morning show meteorologist Patrick Crawford was in the parking lot when a man came up to him and “exchanged words” with Crawford shortly before firing several shots with a semi-automatic hand gun.

Crawford managed to drive away from the scene for help before being transported to the hospital for treatment and surgery. The station now reports that Crawford is in recovery and “doing well.” Authorities are still looking for the suspect, whom they describe as a white male in his 30s, wearing a dark hoodie and dark jeans.

Come on, Texas! Come on! You’re one of the hottest states, you don’t even get snow, and you’re nowhere near hurricane, earthquake or tornado country. How the fuck can you be mad at the weatherman?

I guess this just goes to prove that everybody in the state of Texas is a huge pussy.

Get well soon, Patrick!


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Texas Guy Shoots Weatherman Because, Texas… — 1 Comment

  1. You are about as sharp as a bowling ball and just about as dense as one too! We don’t get snow? Your stupidity is quite clear that you don’t know diddly squat. We as a matter of fact, do get snow, not always ,but we do get several inches. You say we are nowhere near hurricane, earthquake or tornado country?,blessed are the ignorant ! We are located next to the third coast in America. Where do you think tornado alley starts, retard? It starts in Texas! We have had earthquakes in the past, not to severe but they have happened. We even have a major fault line called “Balones Fault”. Next time you let your coach molest you,have him teach you something ,before you take it up the ass!

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Miley Cyrus Has Mastered The Crazy Tongue Look

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UPDATE: Is has been four days since we have done a post about Miley Cyrus! So today our post is just about how Miley has mastered the crazy tongue look. The crazy tongue look has a fine line between sexy and fucking insane. Miley might have just crossed over into the fucking psycho area with this look.


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I Am Confused By This Amy Adams Upskirt Pussy Picture

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Like what the hell is going on here in this Amy Adams upskirt pussy flash picture? Is that even her vagina? Is she one of those chicks who wears nude color underwear? What the hell, I am lost! Maybe she just enjoys walking around with her vag out in public. I always though of her like the nice girl, kinda like the girl next door. Well if nice girls are now walking around showing box while wearing trench coats like a 1970’s flasher, I really am going to like nice girls!


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  1. A woman’s bag is like a box of chocolate. When u put your head down there u never know what your gonna get.

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Work For Us

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Do you want this guy to be your boss? Why the hell not. We are looking for people that want to write for our shitty little websites. Both BostonDrunks.com, DirtyMuffs.com, & AmericanDrunks.com. We are looking for the following people:

  • Boston Bars Writers
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You must have a knowledge of WordPress, be active in social media (Twitter, Facebook) We pay you $40 a month. You may post as much as you like per month but you must post a minimum of 90 blogs. These blogs can be simple or complex, as long as they make sense.  We pay via PayPal at the end of every month.

Our typical blogger/writer writes about pop culture/ funny pictures/ hot chicks/ funny videos.

Now I know that we will get a shitload of emails from people saying that $40 sucks but remember 99% of website don’t pay anything at all.  As we grow, the pay gets better for all of us. We run our sites as a business and we have to stay above water and make money instead of losing it.

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I Am So Grossed Out With This Snooki Vagina Picture Just Because She Will Be Poping Out A Little Guido Out Of It Soon

Yea maybe it is the pose that she is doing or the fact that her who-ha has more miles on it than my first car, but I am a little freaked out about this Snooki vagina picture that is going around.  We can’t show it on the front page, you’re gonna have to click-through to see it, Warning, once you see Snooki pussy, you can never un-see Snooki pussy.


Snooki pussy, enjoy, or not!


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I Am So Grossed Out With This Snooki Vagina Picture Just Because She Will Be Poping Out A Little Guido Out Of It Soon — 53 Comments

  1. Didn’t half the world already see her puss anyway? Why did we need a picture? Can’t wait till her kid sees what a piece of filth she is. And see that roast beef vag is crawled out of..

  2. Snooki you suck and so does your nasty ass pussy u fat dirtbag. Look at those thighs. I’m surprised you could even see a pussy though all that cottage cheese

  3. I would fuck u so heard in the pussy u woulded walk strate for a week then I would eat that pussy a cum all over ur big wet pussy

  4. I would like to say she is a cute and hot bitch and her pussy looks nice and tight I would stick my tongue in her sweet wet pink pussy and eat her out then I would stick my hard cock in her pussy and bang her real hard till I cum in her tight cunt!!

  5. Sorry for interrupting,i know that her pussy is pink and bla bla bla and i like snooki,but my pussy is bigger enough and i dont think that my pussy can open as much as her pussy can… So WTF!? I think this is not the moment for a photograph of her pussy… Byee!!

  6. Got to be honest – I jerked off to this pic 3 times! I don’t care how nasty she is. Her pussy makes me hard and I would eat that snatch all day long!

  7. i would rather see sammy sweathearts pussy, that pussy i would lick for hours till she squirted all over my tounge

  8. i would fuck her all day n all night then i would cum on her face than i would pet my bick beteen her tits

  9. If I had no choice I would hit that. If you had a girls pussy in front of you like that don’t tell me you wouldn’t hit that if you had no choice. I don’t find her that attractive but If I had to I would hit it just to get off. Especially if you haven’t gotten laid in awhile.

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Have You Seen Sexy Danielle Kn Yet?

 

So this is Danielle Kn, she is an up and coming model that is fucking hot as my balls in August.  She loves the blue steel look and has a body that is made of steel as well. Kaboom goes my underwear!

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  1. You’d be best to steer clear of this piece of work. She may look all sweet and innocent,but she tried to set her ex live in boyfriend up as assaulting her to get rid of him. Claimed he was drunk and punched and smacked her. Funny thing,though,no marks were seen on her for the next photo shoot taken a couple of days later…and he got off in court for no proof of said assault. Whatever happened to saying,it was nice,but now it’s over?? Sad bit of dramatics.

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Morning Wood With Molly Qerim

Molly Qerim is one of the hottest sports chicks out their, right up with EA.  She is now on CBS and should be doing more  promos on beach sports so she can be in a bikini.  Just sayin’. She went to school at UConn and is a Giants fan, somehow we need to send Gronk to get her in Pats colors.

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Morning Wood With Chelsea Salmon

So this is Ford Model Chelsea Salmon.  Just a smoking hot blond that would look good on your arm, even if your arm was ripped off in some sort of accident.

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Am I In Love With Carly Whiteley? I Think So! Wait She Is Nude, Even Better!

This is my brand new love intrest. Her name is Carly Whiteley. She is a 21 year old hottie from the UK that became famouse for riding a rollercoaster naked to raise funds for a local hospital.  She raises funds to help fight breast cancer but her boobs are perfect. If you want to see topless pics of my new dream girl click here. Now excuse me while your boy figures out a way to make this girl my wife.


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  1. I’m so in love with her too… She seems amazing, and not just in the visual way either.

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