BostonDrunks Presents The Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area

What in the hell kind of neighborhood has a sign like this? I’ll tell you a neighborhood that has a shitload of hookers in it.  No we all know that hooking and picking up whores is against the law.  But if you did want a quick BJ with a chance of AIDS on the side, here is the list of the Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area.

Blue Hill Avenue–  Yep if you in the mood of picking up black chicks and maybe getting shot at the same time, Blue Hill Avenue is your spot.  This street is crawling with crack heads that need their fix and they will suck your dick man!

Odds of hooker being a man: 5%.  Odd you get arrested: 20%.  Ave price for a BJ: $30.  Odds you get killed 20%

Dorchester Avenue from Fields Corner to Andrew Square– Welcome to Boston’s best spot to find a street hooker.  Ah good old Dorchester Avenue.  This three-mile stretch of road has more ho’s than Santa.  If you’re looking for white chicks, stay up on the Andrew Square, Savin Hill end of the Avenue.  Dirty nasty hookers hang out down by Fields Corner. Sometimes the chicks from the internet hit this street so you can find a real diamond in the rough if you look hard enough.

Odds of hooker being a man: 5%. Odd you get arrested: 20%. Ave price for a BJ: $40. Odds you get killed 10%

Main Street Brockton- Sometimes when you out looking for a hooker, you want to play a road game.  Brockton is your road game.  Not only do you get to get out of the city but you also can buy condoms at Wal-Mart on the cheap.  The best part about the City Of Champions is that it is ghetto as hell, yet it is in the suburbs.  So you get hookers that grew up with money and now they have turned to a life whorehood to, you know, pay a bill once in a while.

Odds of hooker being a man: 9%. Odd you get arrested:25%. Ave price for a BJ: $35. Odds you get killed 15%

Chinatown/Bay Village/ Downtown– Do you remember The Combat Zone?  Ah memories!  Back in the 90’s you could drive down Tyler Street in Chinatown and there would be over 20 hookers walking around with one tittie hanging out begging for your cash.  Then Emerson College moved in, then Tufts moved in, then the whores went away.  The only good thing about finding a whore in the downtown area is the quality.  There is not much to choose from in this area but when you do find a ho, she is usually a good-looking chick. See this part of town draws in the pros.  When an escort has no bookings she hits these streets looking for quick cash.   Look real late at night around 4 A.M. and thank me later.

Odds of hooker being a man: 50%. Odd you get arrested: 40%. Ave price for a BJ: $60. Odds you get killed 2%– Yep good old aka the new Craigslist.  This is where you can shop like your in a hooker mall.  Make sure you Google that phone number to make sure her pics are legit! Now, yes the girl is gonna cost more off the web, but it is so easy just to call her, meet her at her hotel, bang her, leave, go to Taco Bell. Never spend more than a hundo on a Backpage chick, if you can’t afford spending $100 on a ho, seek out the one’s on, they will cut deals like it is their job, wait it is.

Odds of hooker being a man: 20%. Odd you get arrested: 30%. Ave price for a BJ: $100. Odds you get killed 1%


BostonDrunks Presents The Five Best Places To Find Hookers In The Boston Area — 19 Comments

  1. Awesome post, Muff!. I’ve been in the game for over 25 years and this is sooo spot on!. Great posting, man!.

  2. nice post,on the mark and humorus… left out the oxys…….

  3. i like de combat zone. its cool. i like the clubs where they take you to back and do special things, and whisper in your ear, and then you take the bus up to lake winnypesakeee.

  4. I don’t want to pay for sex. I used to pay for sex with my wife and prostitute that last for few years. Now I don’t want spend any money on any woman unless she reciprocates. Where are the women who just wanna have sex because it feels good?

  5. I need someone to shit on my chestlike you read about…where does one find such diamonds in the rough…?

  6. If the line is too long at your mother’s house I ushually settle for your sister’s but that’s if I’m super desp. Yoush. One for the load

  7. Dude! This freaking rules. I worked the combat zone till 911. Tyler street it was. Then went out to Brockton to avoid all the fuzz. I found this article looking for an old Chinese restraint I used to love. Thanks for the

  8. Jessica Lynn (508) 479-9120
    Young and legal Boston girl. Call her for a good time. She fcks the first time meeting and sometimes doesn’t even charge. Just buy her a few drinks.

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  10. manchester nh, there used to be a fairly active street scene on the connecting streets between pin ST and union Street. If they weren’t out then you could go to Mikes pub and grub on lake Ave, the cross the street to Flo’s a typicall Saturday night you could just cycle between these 2 places, it was the same crowd in both places but ever since Flo’s closed, I don’t know if any other bars have opened up in it’s place. mikes is still around it’s mostly bar flies hustking for drinks. most are pigs that promise the moon but don’t deliver, the locals call this are the zone. But it’s mostly dryed up haven’t been here in several years so don’t know what it’s like now. There is one really pig that latches onto any guy who will fund her evening of drinking. her name is Jennifer, she always has a glow stick i her mouth an indicstion of bein available for BJs , she’s not a pro as far as I know but a major slut and a fixtureat Mike’s

  11. I want to know where the Boston hooker bars ever since Harry’s in China town closed there hasn’t been any place to go to have a couple of beers and scope out the local talent snd hire yourself a personal and intimate fulfilment consultant

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