This Video Is Why You Never Give The New Female Cop In Training A Live Grenade

It is a known fact that women suck at throwing anything. Why the hell they would ever give this chick a live grenade is what makes Brazil a fucking third world country. Hey future World Cup officer, you need to … Continue reading

Chanel West Coast Is Looking Damn Fine In These Pics!

So this is Chanel West Coast. If you have ever seen MTV, you know who Chanel West Coast is. She is the dime piece on all of those Rob Dydek shows. She is blonde, raps, and dumber than a bag … Continue reading

Just A Video Of Drunk Hot Girls Being Tossed Out Of A Food Store

Love that fact that Apu just has enough of these girls drunken shit, grabs them up like Forest grabbing up Bubba in Vietnam, and tosses lava the fuck outside. Would have liked to see Apu cop a feel on the … Continue reading

10 Hot Girls You Wish You Were Nude For April 18th

Another day goes by and another 10 chicks who are hot but not nude. Damn shame that these girls love clothing so much. … Continue reading

Dr. Frankenking Is Back. Burger King Coming Out With Chicken Big King

Fuck Burger King. Every time I go there, it is always disappointing. The food sucks, the people who work there suck, the restaurant design sucks, the menu board sucks, the drive thru sucks….ect. I hate the place.  The worst part … Continue reading

10 Hot Girls You Wish You Were Nude For April 17th

Yep it is time for your 10 Hot Girls You Wish You Were Nude For April 17th. Click through to see chicks who would never bang Muff. … Continue reading

The Orange Is The New Black Season Two Trailer Is Out…Yes! Yes! Yes!

If you’re not watching Orange Is The New Black on Netflix, you suck at life. Show is the balls. Caged heat! Yes! Yes! Yes! … Continue reading

Rachel Bilson Looks Like She Has Put On A Few Pounds

Holy moo! Did Rachel Bilson just eat like 12 Quarter Pounders with Cheese? No boner needed for this chick now! Ah, who the hell am I kidding, I would let her blow me 6 days a week and twice on … Continue reading

Once You See This Jennifer Love Hewitt Picture, You Will Never Want To Bang Her Ever Again

Holy shit! What a boner buzz kill. Once you see shit like this, you can’t un-see shit like this. Jennifer Love Hewitt…..baby carriage……Hips that seem to be suited to be on a buffalo. Shit can’t be un-seen. … Continue reading

Did Muff Bring Back The DC Site? You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Did!

Don’t know if any of you drunks noticed that Muff just brought our DC site back from the grave. Yep, we found the right guys to write over at DCDrunks.com. Now all of their posts will be automatically sent out … Continue reading